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Which is good, because you'll probably be dead tomorrow.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

The Long Weight is Finally Over

A-Dog posted this link to a Huffington Post article over on the Facebook.  Basically, some oatmeal bistro in New York posted the following sign on a nearby sidewalk to advertise their fine wares: Then, basically, some chick tweets about how the sign is engaged in the ancient art of "fat-shaming" and the restaurant takes down the sign, and issues a fucking apology.  I can't believe this shit. "Fat-shaming?"  What the fuck is this?...

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

To Hell and Bank Again

"Thanks, HSBC!  I couldn't have done it without you." Well boys and girls, it appears that we are well and truly fucked in the worst possible sense of the word.  The general populace has known almost since day one that corporations operated in some kind of morally gray zone, which in and of itself isn't necessarily a bad thing because I'm a believer in moral relativity and we all operate in a morally gray area to some degree in our day...

Friday, January 18, 2013

The Tip of the Lance Hurts the Most

"I did not nor have I ever used high-fructosecorn syrup to enhance my performance" People are fucked.  Both in the sense of impending doom and in the sense of being batshit insane.  There's been a lot of material that has been excreted by various people in various media recently regarding the latest developments in the story of Lance Armstrong.  You know, the cancer-surviving, Tour-De-France-destroying, (formally-) Nike-endoursement-holding,...

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Test

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